- Bruno Mars: I wanna be a billionaire so freaking bad.
- Girl: yeah, me to... I need new clothes.
- Bruno Mars: no you don't. Cuz girl ur amazing just the way you are.
- Girl: really? You're like the only one who thinks that. Will you marry me?
- Bruno Mars: No, but I'll catch a grenade for ya.
- Girl: really? Even today?
- *Girl gets hit by grenade*
- Bruno Mars: today I don't feel like doing anything.
Haha. (",)
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